Be your own Santa. Give yourself an early Christmas present.
A big fat suitcase.
Pack your sh*t and get the hell out.
Ordinarily, I wouldn’t be so colorful but you’ve rattled my cage.
Are you under the impression that your family would be pleased to see this sack of garbage taking advantage of you?
I doubt it.
You may feel like a looser now but why don’t you take a moment to think about how humiliated you’ll feel when your family sees that you’ve become a human doormat. Better yet, think about explaining to them how it is that you deserve their respect when you have none for yourself.
Respect is a tricky wicket Jenny. Once you lose it, it can be really hard to find.
Maybe it’s all that jelly in your belly that’s upsetting your stomach. And by that I mean shape up honey. Jealousy is an unattractive trait.
You need to figure out what actually bothered you. Did she really offer you three-day-old unrefrigerated tuna?
More likely, you had trouble dealing with your feelings. You can still be jealous when your friend is gay and not a love interest. It’s ok. You were probably feeling territorial.
You have two choices. You can decide to befriend the beast or you can clear out when she’s in town.
That’s what you get to control. What you can’t control is who your friends choose to befriend.
Sorry sweetie, that’s the big girl world.
This is honestly one of the most idiotic problems I’ve ever heard. Unfortunately, it’s also one of the most common. Men behave like children way too often. When they hang out with each other in those man caves that they think are so special, they get even worse.
Here’s the good news. You’ve got the ace in the hole, so to speak. Pardon the crude reference. Let’s be honest though, woman to woman, do you think your husband would rather fart or have sex with you?
You can regain control of this situation in no time. You just need to make it clear that he can choose one or the other. He can’t have both.
You may want to stack the odds in your favor for the first few nights by wearing something fetching.
Good luck to you my dear. As they say, this too shall pass.